| BAD NEWS GUYS aka invisible friend |
[May. 1st, 2008|10:57 pm] |
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Most people don't know this, but I am a Space Adventurer on the weekends. You can't tell though since I'm invisible when I am space adventuring.
I am currently working on a short animated film for school, so this will be the last comic up here for a little bit. The film is taking up way too much time and I don't have much time to draw or write the comic until it's done. The good news is that my film is about 3/4 of the way done and I'm not completely unhappy with it. The better news is that you won't have a comic for a while (this is only better news if you hate my comic). So until I am back, you should try to figure out why nipples are the colors they are. See you soon. |
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| adventure hat |
[Apr. 27th, 2008|10:30 pm] |
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This comic is dedicated to Dr. Jones who inspired me to pursue my dreams and led to my career as a professor in Adventure Science. |
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| ring-a-ding ding |
[Apr. 24th, 2008|10:25 pm] |
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Boy, do I hate talking on the phone. It sure is an awkward way to communicate. "OH HEY. LET'S TALK WHEN I CAN'T SEE YOU AND I AM NOT ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTION BUT I AM A.D.D. AND NEED ANOTHER THING SPARKING MY BRAIN." I space off on the phone, but even worse than talking on a phone is talking on a landline. If anyone wants to talk to me they will call my cell phone, so why do I have to answer my landline when it's never for me? What I hate most about phones though is answering the landline when I know it's not for me and taking a message for someone else. That's why I have an answering machine. I was not built for taking messages, it was. Do not expect me to remember you called. Maybe if you called my cell phone then you might have a shot. |
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| quite a treedicament |
[Apr. 20th, 2008|09:42 pm] |
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When I was a wee little fellow I would climb my fair share of trees. I would go to the very top and look across my kingdom. Sometimes the tree would be very agreeable. Other times, not so much. Sometimes they would do anything they could to get me out. Summon gusts of wind, splinters, bird attacks. Good thing I am invincible. |
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| protec'in' |
[Apr. 17th, 2008|09:58 pm] |
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Scary movies are not usually scary, but I am totally afraid of the dark. Because, c'mon man: ghosts. Ghosts are so scary because sometimes they come and rearrange your underwear drawer so when you go to get your DuckTales undies they are not where you thought they were adn you accidentally wear your Ninja Turtles ones by mistake when everyone knows today is so not a Ninja Turtles kind of day.
Oh, who am I kidding? Every day is a Ninja Turtles kind of day. |
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| what does this button do? |
[Apr. 14th, 2008|07:45 am] |
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My roommate says that if you press him in the belly button he can feel it in his penis. He's gross. I think he secretly just wants people to touch his penis. He's gross. |
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| a universal truth |
[Apr. 10th, 2008|10:11 pm] |
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Blah blah frickin blah. My head is a planet. Beat that. |
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| fishes are always kissing |
[Apr. 6th, 2008|11:07 pm] |
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"Smooch smooch smooch," goes the little fishy. He wants to make out. He wants to nibble on your ear and give you a hickey. You know you want it too. Just give into the little fishy. "Smooch smooch smooch." |
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| god's dropping acid |
[Apr. 3rd, 2008|10:26 pm] |
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It has been raining all day. I do not mind rain if it's not cold. I like rain in the summer when it's super hot and it cools me down a bit. I do not, however, like when people pour acid on me. That is what today's comic is about. |
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| a rough hand job!! |
[Mar. 30th, 2008|10:36 pm] |
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Sometimes when I sleep I lay on my hands and then i wake up and I can't feel them. When this happens I am usually in the middle of a dream and so I think my hands have been cut off so I start flailing them. Eventually the feeling comes back, but not without ruining a few beside lampshades! |
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| sock it to me, baby |
[Mar. 27th, 2008|10:36 pm] |
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If I were to live in a sock, would you judge me? I think it might be smelly at first, but I'd get used to it. The warmth to smell ration might be worth it. It would be lonely though, unless I got an extra big sock for others to come party with me. That would be my kind of sock. It might increase the smell, though. |
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| smaller air passage |
[Mar. 24th, 2008|12:24 am] |
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I'm not allergic to much. Just cats. For the longest time I thought I was allergic to tylenol and peanut butter, but I think they were just gross so I threw up. But cats make me itchy, sniffly, and sneezy. No fun. If you have cats, I'm not coming over. |
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| tumor beats paper |
[Mar. 21st, 2008|01:01 am] |
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I am the rock paper scissors king. I always win. One time someone came up to me and was like "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT, but watch out I never lose." I bet him 9 times out of 10 (the one time I didn't win was because I was asleep). |
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| my nose is running like water |
[Mar. 16th, 2008|11:57 pm] |
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My nose tends to itch a lot and people sometimes think I'm pickin for boogs. They are WRONG. That's gross. I just itch, okay? It may be due to boogers, but that doesn't mean I wanna be touchin em. I just don't want em to itch. Is that really too much to ask? God, people. Get with it. |
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| you're in nation |
[Mar. 13th, 2008|11:43 pm] |
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Aww, today is friday the 14th. So close to Friday the 13th! I was holding my breath, but then sorely disappointed. Speaking of holidays, the church (pick whichever church you like best) moved St. Patrick's Day up to TOMORROW. So I hope you celebrate your irishness and get luckier for it. I don't need to because I'm already overflowing with luck. |
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| pick pocket!!! |
[Mar. 9th, 2008|10:49 pm] |
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NO TALKING NOW. TOO EXCITED. I THINK MY BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE.
I am so lazy at talking. |
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| monkey school |
[Mar. 6th, 2008|10:33 pm] |
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I don't go to normal school. I was too smart for that so now I go to cartoon school and that is harder than normal school. I am not too smart for cartoon school. But almost. |
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| drawdrawdraw |
[Mar. 5th, 2008|12:42 pm] |
I can never think of anything to draaaaw.
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| i cant believe this sandwich |
[Mar. 3rd, 2008|12:22 am] |
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I ate a sandwich today! It was chicken. The chicken had been dead for a while, though. So it was somewhat unlike this sandwich, but no less delicious. I have sniffly sneezes now. I don't think there is a relation between the chicken and the sneezes, but there's no way to be sure. |
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